When it comes to the old, I respect my elders to the fullest. Before my promotion, I was dealing with those muthaf*ckas on a daily basis. Some I felt sorry for because they were in a tough situation financially and physically. Others I wanted smack upside the head with their wheelchairs for making a bad day for me even worse with their bullsh*t antics. Anyways, when it comes to the rights of the elderly I'm a little liberal with a twist of outside the box.
When it comes to driving, yes I think they should. However, at a certain point they should be tested annually or something to make sure they can still see the lines and signs. I can't stand when I'm on the highway doing 80 in the 65 and I have to slow up because the car right in front of me is doing 45. 45 IN THE F*CKING FAST LANE!?!?!?!?!? If I was cop seeing this sh*t I would pull the car over, have it towed and personally escort the old a$$ driver to the nursing home. They should be sitting on a couch somewhere or playing bingo instead of slowing my weed run down.
Which gets me to f*cking. I don't know where this question came from but it got me thinking. WHY?!?!?!? At some point in your life you are going to find out that there are things you can't, or shouldn't, do when you are too old.
Michael Jordan found out the hard way when he came out of retirement and played with the Wizards. Yeah he still had enough to be a good player amongst these young knuckleheads trying to be like him. But his a$$ wasn't good enough to take that sorry a$$ team to the playoffs.
With some people getting the senior citizen discount they are like the legendary boxer Evander Holyfield...their a$$es don't know how to stop. They are such die hard (no pun intended) freaks that they wouldn't know what to do without some regular supply of d*ck and/or pu$$y. With all the sex pills flying around they can afford to go out f*cking.
I view f*cking as a sport. When I do it, I want to bring my A game every time. I'll retire my d*ck before I dishonor it and my career with a mediocre performance. I can see myself not f*cking around 60 or 70. I always seen it as video games. Eventually, you'll grow out of it. As long as I can still roll and spark a lighter, I should be good.
So what do you guys think? Should old people hang it up after a certain age? Let's talk about it.
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