Happy Mothers Day to all the women who work their a$$e$ off year round. Unfortunately, the rest of the post is for mothers who give all of ya'll a bad look.
This post and the title "Mother of the F*cking Year" was inspired by a run-in I had with a mother while I was out with my girl at the movies. It was last year and we went to see that movie Orphan (Gotta see it!). The movie was great but the overall experience was ruined because some witch (I decided to do my best to refrain from using the B word today) thought it was a good idea to bring her 3 or 4 year old son with her to watch a rated R movie. I'm not going to tell you what happened, but there was some crazy sh*t going down. While I'm watching some of the more graphic scenes all I can hear is the kid (They were sitting right behind us) asking his Mommy "What's that?" or "What are they doing?" Then I gotta hear her come up with a bullshit explanation.
Me and my girl weren't the only ones annoyed with this crap but we were the only ones who told her to be quiet. She did but for a little bit but the talking started back up. That's when I snapped at her "Will you guys SHUT THE HELL UP!?!?" The witch had the nerve to be upset. That's when I started cussing her out and calling her "Mother of the F*cking Year." From there I have used the term as a title for mothers I see in the news. Lately it seems that the leading candidates are the mothers who drown their kids.
So has anybody ran into or know someone who deserves the title "Mother of the Fucking Year"?
Let's talk about this.
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