Do You Think Smartphones Are Too Smart For Dumb Criminals???

The results are in...

This was unanimous and not really a surprise. The four people who voted all agree that smartphones are too smart for dumb criminals. Looking back now I would have asked,"Should dumb a$$ criminals should have smartphones?"

The only time someone doing dirt should have a smartphone is when they are smart enough not to have incriminating evidence on it. Why make the f*cking police's job easier? It's one thing to have a wifey and have multiple jumpoffs in your phone that you leave lying around unlocked but to have texts and pictures that can lead to a jail sentence is a different story.

Here some helpful advice to all the dumbasses rocking the iPhone, Blackberry and Droid phones:

1) The DELETE button is your f*cking friend...USE IT!!!! If you're stupid enough to keep hot sh*t on your phone then don't leave it on there for a long period of time.

2) If you're selling weed or some other drug DO NOT take orders via text. I don't care if its in code. Somehow I doubt you and your customer are on some CIA level type sh*t.

3) Do not record you and your boys running a train on some underage freak. Leave that girl alone. Let her ride some underage d*ck. Your ass don't got R Kelly money so don't expect to get off like R Kelly (pun intended) when they play your sextape in front of jury who probably have kids of their own.

4) LOCK your f*cking phone up. If you're too stupid to delete or just use your phone for normal, legal sh*t than put a lock on your phone. How hard is it to create a PIN or password? Its easier to put a lock on your phone than it is to keep your anal virginity in prison.

5) Avoid bringing others down with you. If you're going down for your own stupidity, one of the worst things you can do is take others with you. Whether or not you snitch willingly or not, having info that can lead to arrest and prosecution of others is a bad look. On second thought, if these people were dumb enough to f*ck with you than they need to go where you're going.

What do you guys think?

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