They're called the Ex for a reason. In some cases the last thing you want to do is get back together with them. Maybe you don't want to talk to them at all. But for whatever reason, you haven't been able to obtain new booty or some strange to tame your sexual wants or needs. In this type of situation, the ex becomes a cautious option.
If your ex wasn't some low down, trifling dirty sl*t wh*re b*tch (male or female), then there's a good chance they were a good f*ck. Most people after the relationship is dead and buried cannot stand their EXs. However, if they keep it 100 they'll still give props to the sex. At the end of the day, I'm sure some of us have experience some sex that was so wack it made you leave the person's spot and call up another person to redeem your night. So when we score some good sh*t we necessarily won't disrespect it unless we have nothing to say that can insult the EX. But even then if they were really good at what they do in the bed they'll see your lie from a mile away and laugh it off.
There's a reason why wack performers have to ask a million and one questions when it comes to sex and their partner. Here are some:
"Is it big?"
"Is it good?"
"Did you cum yet?"
"How does my c*m taste?"
"Did you feel it?"
"Why are you rolling your eyes?"
"Why are you texting during sex?"
"Do you want me to hit it from the back?"
"Who the hell is Chris my name is Berry?"
"Where are you going I thought you were sleeping over?"
"Are you coming back tonight?"
Sex, whether you admit or not, can make, break or repair relationships. A strong d*ck game can be so blinding to a woman that it can make her ignore, she will never forget, past transgressions. A mean pu$$y game will make a man suffer some temporary memory loss and make him wonder why they broke up for a second before he returns back to Pu$$y La La Land.
If the situation between you and the EX wasn't major than a friends with benefits arrangement is safe for the most part. If the two of you can keep your feelings in check than everybody wins. If not, then one of ya'll are going to feel used and stupid. A partner scorned is nothing to f*ck with.
Now if there was a very good reason your EX became an EX than STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM THEM!!!! Distance and lots of porn would be a better solution than them. Hell, if you need the real thing take one for the team and pull a clean option that is more desperate than you for some a$$. Sometimes the unknown can be less of a hassle than a familiar face.
What do you guys think?
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