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Friday, June 10, 2011

Should the elderly and handicap get a discount from strippers/hookers?

The results are in...


The latest poll shows 66% of you think the elderly/handicap should get a discount from strippers/hookers while 34% think they shouldn't be cut any slack.

I think they should get a discount. I mean a lot of these old heads probably don't have no way of getting some booty without having to pay for it. Its not like all of them can go into the club and not get the instant "Too Old" label from both the ladies and the guys. Besides some of them will probably keep coming back if the hooker knows how to make him feel, depending on their age, 20-40 years younger.

When it comes to customer service, the elderly/handicap are the most appreciative from what I seen. These are the muthaf*ckas who stay up in Denny's and IHOP on a daily or weekly basis because they get a discount to go along with some decent service. That's the thing. Old folks don't want to be reminded their old. Most of them go through their day thinking they haven't lost a step or a piece of their mind. An old f*ck can be have a piss filled diaper on walking with a cane and some prescription sunglasses on and will still believe he is still as spry as he was in his younger years.

When they get up in something, however, all that pride and sh*t goes out the door. They just wanna bust and fill up on some chick old enough to be their daughter's daughter. Some will even blow their whole disability checks if they can get it on the regular. D*****mn, its a shame that  there are some b*tches and n*ggas out here fucking old people for their checks or retirement money. Makes you wonder which side is more f*cked up.

What do you guys think?

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