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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

What's On A Man's Mind??? - First Contact Edition

This post is for the ladies who don't know or who want to know more.  This is for the fellas who keep it real and nod too...


There's a lot of sh*t that goes on in a person's head.  Some of us are around different kinds of people each day and we have no f*cking clue what they're thinking about.  To some it doesn't matter until they are talking to someone face to face.  Now, you're wondering what's on their mind at that particular moment.  How close to what they're telling you is what's going through their mind right now.

For a woman, knowing what a guy is thinking can be tempting or frightening.  When a guy approaches them for the first time, their first thoughts might be "Ok, what does he want?," "Is he trying to holla?," "Does he want to f*ck?"  After those three questions who knows what a woman is thinking about.  If any of ya'll ladies want to less the guy readers know, than give us your insight in the comments section please.

But here are some thoughts going through a guy's head when they first talk to a girl.  I got them broken down into movie ratings.  Check them out:

Rated G

  • "She's cute."
  • "Is she single?"
  • "I like her smile."
  • "She smells nice."
  • "Is she feeling me?"

Rated PG-13

  • "I think I like her."
  • "She might be wifey potential."
  • "I wonder we can chill or something."
  • "She has a nice body."
  • "Ohhh sh*t, I'm getting a little hard."


Rated PG

  • "Does she smoke?"
  • "Does she drink?"
  • "D*mn, she got some nice tits?"
  • "Whooooooooo look at the booty!"
  • "I wonder if her friends are cute too?"

Rated XXX

  • "Is she a virgin?"
  • "D*mn those lips are juicy, those sh*ts would be nice around my d*ck?"
  • "I wonder if she's a freak?"
  • "Is she flexible? I bet I could put her feet behind her head."
  • "How long do I gotta wait to suck on those nips?"
  • "I wonder if she shaves down there?"
  • "If she a freak she gotta run with freaks."
  • "I wonder where I can bust at?"
  • "Does she swallow?"
  • "I wonder if she'll let me slide my middle finger in her a$$?"
  • "Is she a screamer?"


Get the idea ladies???

Fellas let me know what I miss or what are some other things running through our visual heads.


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