Blunted Thoughts - 8/29/11

I've been gone for a minute.  I need to get back on my bullsh*t.  Here's mental warmup powered by my vodka laced bong :)


I did not watch the VMAs (I haven't cared about music videos since BET cancelled Uncut)

Did anybody on the East coast notice all the sales going on before Hurricane Irene hit?????  These corporations, and the government, stay profiting off of disaster.

Nurse Carl was inspired by a real nurse.  Hopefully he's reading Nurse Carl tonight.

On second thought, I hope that n*gga doesn't know where I live.

If I go MIA again...THE REAL NURSE CARL KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where was I?????? One word: Marijuana!!!!!!!  Another word: Watching episodes of Hell's Kitchen on my X-Box 360. *Buddha Shrug*

Shoutout to SpeekDaTroof!!!!  Loving the d*ck sucking contests!!!!!!

Shoutout to Never_Fraud!!!! The Urban Journal > MediaTakeOut #RealSpit

Shoutout to MzBwnSkn!!!!!  Another great mind, another great site. (Why did I think your site was going to be on some Zane Sex Chronicles type sh*t.  Guess you can't judge a site by its address.)

ESPN posted an article on its site with the title "What if Mike Vick was White" or something.  Did they really have to photoshop his picture to make him look white?????  Sometimes letting the readers READ and use their visual imagination is enough.  To make it worse they made the muthaf*cka look like an albino SMH.

ESPN should've asked this question, "What if Ben Roethlisberger was Black?"

If Ben Roethlisberger was Black and he was accused of raping that chick he would still be on trial.

Obama is NOT going to be re-elected.  YES WE CAN...ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With all this talk about the nation's debt I'm surprised I haven't heard any racist White folks make any half-witty jokes about him being Black and Blacks are known for bad credit.

That Watch The Throne album was some sh*t.  Shame on you Jay-Z and Kanye, SHAME.ON.YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Has anybody seen XXX site's Ghetto Gaggers new site Black On Black Crime.  Seriously, it's a real site.  I don't know what's crazier: Fat Old White Guys choking, slapping, pounding, spitting, on sistas or Brothas doing the same sh*t.  This is what you called Equal Opportunity Degradation.

That Kendrick Lamar album is on point.  One of the best hip-hop albums I've heard in a while.  Shoutout to the West Coast.

Has anybody seen that Pinky music video "Backbone"?  It was surprisingly good.  Come to think of it, her mixtape was some fire.  Who the f*ck knew?????

I would love to see Pinky do a 2011 version of Akinyele's "Put It In Ya Mouth."  I think she could flip the shit out of it.

Sometime this week I gotta make some chicken parmigiana.

I miss the Jim Carey who was on In Living Color and in any movie where he's f*cking funny.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU*CK THIS BONG GOT ME GONE!!!!!!!



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