Who Wants To Feel The Buddha?

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Blunted Thoughts

My left nut itches.

I have no idea what is going on with the national debt ti really care.

There will never be another Black President.

I lost 17 lbs.

I can't stand when my doctor wants a urine sample when I don't have to pee.

I haven't bought clothes in a minute. Hopefully jeans aren't all tight and colorful. F*CK DAT!!!!

What nickname sounds more gay: Weezy, Breezy, Drizzy, Jeezy or Yeezy?

Dudes, would you still eat a girl out after dropped a nasty foul fart the last time you went down?

It seems like the media be sh*tting on Black girls for getting abortions like other races don't be running up in the clinics.

Catnip is nothing more than weed laced with crack.

Are trillion dollar debt would be cleared in less than 5 years if they legalized weed, prostitution and c*ck fighting.

Am I the only one who thinks Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses are the same?

I wish there was a White Castle in my state :(

If I was White, would I call myself BigWhiteBuddha?

When you're high, everyday is Friday.


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