Buddha's Rant - The GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY!!!!!!!!! Edition

If you're offended or catching feelings after you read this then you're probably going to end up buttf*cked by Satan!


If you're a freak b*tch who let's her man eat her out KNOWING FULL WELL you let your side d*ck buss up in you earlier in the day and you didn't wash your sh*t out then you're going to HELL...

If you a n*gga that stares at your pet dog and thinks it has a phat a$$ then you're going to HELL...

If you're a woman that ever woke up with a bad hangover, jizz oozing out of all three holes and a sh*tload of Facebook friends requests then you're in training to be the Devil's c*m catcher...

If you jacked a homeless person for their cup of change then you're going to have demons sliding ATM cards through you a$$ crack, like Nelly did in the Tip Drill video, after you die...

If you work at a fast food restaurant and handle food when your shameful a$$ never washes your hands after a long sh*t then you're going to HELL and coming back as a Japanese person who eats sh*t burgers...

If you a n*gga who ever f*cked your girlfriend or friend's mom but never gets your OWN mother a Happy Mother's Day card then you're going to Hell with a gas soaked diaper on...I mean the least you could do is pick up the phone and call her...d*mn she could've just swallowed you....

If you're a Black Muslim who loves eating bacon off a White girl's a$$ while she's rocking your coofie then tha'ts just welllllllllllllllllllll ummmmmmmmm....sh*t its more power to you but it's still GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY!!!!!!!

If you ever pistol whipped somebody in a church on Sunday all because they owed you $20 dollars then you're going to Hell...I'm sure you could've waited for them to go to the parking lot after service...

If you're a broke crackwh*re who has tried bribing a kid selling drugs with some head and you're friends with their Mom then you're going to Hell...

If you're a Priest who with three biological children, from three different baby mamas, and you molested them then you're getting nut sack first in a pool of FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!



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