Blogger Big Duke may not be blunted but he got some bullsh*t on his mind...
So, Cinemax STILL shows that "Soft Porn" stuff late at night? Seriously? With all of the easy access to real porn on the internet, do people actually still watch that crap?
...and while i'm on the subject of stuff that nobody watches anymore, did ANYBODY watch the MTV Awards?
...oh yeah, and Kim Kardashian too. Is she a "Non Mother-F*cking Factor" yet?
Whatever happened to the "Candy Lady" that lived on the corner? Did Wal-Mart put her out of business too?
You know what I hate when i'm watching football? Every time a BLACK QB throws a pick, it's because he's "not that smart", "doesn't understand the system", "He's lazy with bad mechanics" or "Inaccurate". Every time a WHITE QB throws a pick, it's because "The Wide Receiver ran the wrong route", "The line wasn't blocking" or my personal favorite, "He's trying too hard to make something happen"......
...speaking of sports, all of you conspiracy theorists who think the NBA Finals was fixed tell me this: Why, if it was "Fixed", would the Dallas Mavericks have been there in the first place? Why wouldn't the NBA just "Fix it" so the Lakers/Heat play in the Finals, because nobody wanted to see the Mavs....oh yeah, that's right--they got swept in the second round....
Why is the fat chick in the crew ALWAYS the one that's driving and calling the shots when girls go to the club together? .....and speaking of clubs........
......why is it that nowadays niggaz would rather go to the STRIP club on the weekends than the REGULAR club?
....in fact, why is that all black folks EVER wanna do on the weekends? We never wanna go to sporting events, or go camping, or have get-togethers, or do volunteer work, or spend time with our kids at the park, or go visit that Auntie we got that's getting old and doesn't get out a lot anymore, or plan family trips, or take some free classes, or find a part-time job (or start a blog lol), or do home repair, or get a hobby, or have a family movie night. All we ever do is (a) wake up at 3 p.m. (b) eat, get dressed, go shopping for clothes and kicks (c) wash up the car (d) go back home, get dressed, and go clubbing. I'm just saying......
Why do white people have a problem with people who want Free Insurance for their kids/family to use for legitimate stuff like illnesses and broken bones and check-ups, but they don't have a problem with insurance companies who cover Botox and Liposuction and stuff? Isn't that a bigger waste of money?
I know that Never Fraud said he's coming back, but i'm still scarred from Piff....Come on back N.F.
I like this sh*t. Thanks Big Duke!
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