Sh*t I'll Never Say.........In Public

I might be crazier than Mel Gibson...BUT I'M SURE AS HELL SMARTER THAN THAT MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!





"IT'S GOING DOWN LIKE 9/11!!!!!!!"  (The only time I would feel safe to say that sh*t is if I was getting a slurpee from 7-Eleven  after 2 AM)

(It's MLK day and...) "I wanna give a shot out to Dr. King."

"O.J. did it"

"Michael Jackson f*cked those kids"

"My Knicks ain't sh*t"

"Condoms f*cking rock"

"Yes Officer, I'm carrying drugs and a concealed weapon."

"I sorta like Country music."

"I f*cks with Garth Brooks and Shania Twain."

"Pac was better than Biggie."

"Dead Pac is better than Dead Biggie."

"No thanks, but I don't feel like smoking."

"Obama is f*cking up."


Everybody has a bunch of sh*t on their minds they would never let another living soul know.  Also, there are a lot of things you would just NEVER say because of poor timing or fear of offending someone.  What are some sh*t you wouldn't say in public?



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