If you were going to die from sex, how would you like to go out?

The results are in...


Below are the results of the weekly poll:

• Rough & Nasty - 48 (51%)
• Either Just Giving/Receiving Head - 7 (7%)
• Making Love - 37 (39%)
• Masturbating - 2 (2%)

Wow! Two people would rather go f*ck themselves? Well I would have made it three had I voted. In a perfect world I would have chosen Rough & Nasty with my girl. Instead, I would need to go out swinging. After I had smoked an ounce of some fine bud, I would've masturbated in a condom and then swinging it at all the Republican and Tea Party members over at Fox News. Is that sick of me? Probably *Kanye Shrug*.

What did you guys voted? Let's talk about it.

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