My country's founding fathers said that all men are created equal. After that sh*t became the base of my country's principle our history thereafter and our present says otherwise. I'm not going to point the finger and throw My point in this post is for some people their reality doesn't allow them to share in that viewpoint.
When it comes to who get less play it seems like people are quick to pick a chick with no a$$ and no titties. I'm not surprised. I mean what's there to f*ck really. I don't associate with people who f*ck twigs. What's the point of bumping and grinding when you're more than likely to start a fire from the friction as oppose to getting a nut? As bad as a f*ck an ol anorexic wannabe b*tch is to smash they still gotta mouth. If they can s*ck a d*ck or eat a box than they can live a decent life. If you go to the mall or any public setting you'll see plenty of ugly chicks with a decent fella. Now if you see a sad a$$ looking dude around all these couples standing out like a virgin at a sexaholics anonymous meeting then take pity. Be glad that your lower body or the d*ck you be riding ain't HIS.
A dude with a newborn's d*ck is big walking piece of fool's gold. Some ladies are blessed with having good insight and detective skills so they can usually identify them before its too late. Other ladies literally need to be face to face with the muthaf*cka before they realized they been had. And you wanna know something? The brotha can't be blamed for your lapse in judgment. The only time a dude should divulge sexual information is when he has STDs or four baby mamas. A woman deserves to know what she's sucking or hopping on in the previously mentioned situations. A dude with a clean bill of health and no BM drama DOES NOT have to tell you about his d*ck size. Now even though they don't have to tell you doesn't mean that they won't. In a lot of cases, they do tell you but you weren't paying attention. When it comes to gathering intel about your partner, coming down with ADD at the wrong time will cost you big time. Ladies, here are a few verbal and non-verbal hints that your male partner is perpetrating:
- He's talking like he's Wesley Pipes: If dude is talking a whole bunch of ignant (yeah I meant to spell ignorant that way) sh*t about his d*ck size and how he's going to tear your pussy up then that's a red flag.
- He ain't whip the muthaf*cka out: Pre-Crack DMX said it best, "TALK IS CHEAP MUTHAF*CKA!" Some dudes who got a lady friend they been going back and forth with the dirty talk will eventually try to see if she's trying to f*ck by whipping it out and getting her reaction. If they don't run, that's a good sign your d*ck will be getting wet. Now if a muthaf*cka gives you spoken previews but never drop the feature presentation then he's probably a blockbuster flop.
- You don't feel sh*t when you dance with him: Do any of you guys remember that song "Making It Hard" from R&B group Next. Everytime you dance with a dude and rub up on his crotch he's suppose to get a mean hard-on that makes you think he's trying to slide up in you. If you don't feel anything then you'll never feel anything...end of story.
When its all said and done a shawty whose flatter than a wall can get more action than a three incher who has a $100 bill stuck to their zipper. I can see a chick who wasn't blessed with a rack and a booty being blessed with a good life. A small time n*gga, on the otherhand, will always be small time.
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