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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

If You Were A...Man/Woman For A Day






Fellas...Imagine you go to bed one night, dick and balls in your inventory, then wake up the next morning tits, ass and a phat pussy.  If you haven't realized by now...YOUR DICK IS GONE AND YOU'RE A FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!!!

Don't worry this is only temporary.  A month may not be much to some but it can go by slow depending on what you get into or who you let get into.

Here are some questions to see what would you do out in an unchanged world from a changed perspective...

1) Would you masturbate first or would you try to fuck a chick still????

2) If a dude tried to holla at or fuck you would you let him beat?

3) If a chick wanted to pound your ass and pussy with a strap on would you let her???

4) Would you wear men's boxers/briefs still or women's drawls/thongs underneath your clothes?

5) If you got pregnant, would you have an abortion?

6) If you're in the club and some drunk ass clown tries to fight you because you wouldn't let him smell your pussy would you fight him or run?

7) Would you perform lesbian porn for your rent money?

8) Would you go out in public dressed as a pretty girl or as a masculine butch chick?

9) If you got pulled over by a male cop for speeding, would you flash your titties at him to get out of a ticket???? Would you let him cop a feel to seal the deal???

10) If you were raped by a man and you knew who him, would you: Call the cops? Say nothing? Get his ass?



Ladies...imagine going to bed one night butt azz naked and waking up the next day feeling a little bit taller and a little bit heavier.  You look in the mirror and instead of seeing your petite self and the only body you know you are staring at yourself now as a tall, well built dude with an 8 INCH DICK!!!!!!  WTF are you gonna do for a month???

Here are some questions I have for the NEW you...

1) Would you jerk yourself off?

2) Would you keep up with your male hygiene and grooming as much as you would when you were a woman?

3) How would you dress yourself?

4) Who would you holla at: Men, Women, or Equally Both?

5) I know you ladies be having shit to say about the way men holla or use game to pick up a woman.  How would you approach a lady?

6) If you sucked dick when you were a woman would you still do it now?  Who would you let suck you off: Men, Women, or Both?

7) If a stank ass bitch came at you sideways would you snatch her up real quick and give her a beatdown? Would you fight a man?

8) Would you go on a booty spree? (Your crazy ass goes on a binge raping men and women because now you have a dick and you want to use it to the MUTHAFUCKING fullest.  Yeah I know how you ladies be thinking sometimes 0_0)

9) If you impregnated a woman, would you want her to keep the child or have an abortion?

10) Would you do porn?  If yes, what would be your name?  Would you do straight, gay or bi???



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