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Showing posts with label Buddha's Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buddha's Rants. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Is There Really A Black Hollywood????

He gotta be tired of dressing up like a bitch? On second thought...
When Hollywood comes to mind all I see is sequels, prequels, remakes and superhero adaptations.  I mean when was the last time you threw down $11-$14 on a movie that didn't remind you of a movie or two.  A couple of people might yell out Avatar but that's just some nature lover's re-imagining of history's ever repeating match up between the Conquering Explorers and the Natives (Black, Brown, Red and Yellow ya'll hear me!). The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? You can see whole trilogy if you cop the Swedish versions.  Shit, if you can't keep up with the subtitles they have English dubbed!  If you have time on your hands theirs always the books!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Blunted Thoughts - 2/13/12



Friday, February 10, 2012

Double Standards: Male & Female

This guy slipping his fingers in any of these ladies' holes would have been on the news for 6 months straight


Monday, February 6, 2012

Blunted Thoughts - 2/7/12




Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Some Awkward Moments...

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Sh*t I'll Never Say.........In Public



I might be crazier than Mel Gibson...BUT I'M SURE AS HELL SMARTER THAN THAT MUTHAF*CKA!!!!!


Sunday, November 20, 2011

Blunted Thoughts - 11/20/11


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Buddha's Rant - The GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY!!!!!!!!! Edition




If you're offended or catching feelings after you read this then you're probably going to end up buttf*cked by Satan!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Blunted Thoughts - 8/29/11



I've been gone for a minute.  I need to get back on my bullsh*t.  Here's mental warmup powered by my vodka laced bong :)

Friday, July 22, 2011

Movies That Don't F*cking Suck!!!!!! - The International Edition

Courtesy of G4TV

Good music, good food, good blog sites (We Miss You Piff!!!!!) are so hard to find these days.  But this post isn't talking about music, food, blogs or whatever.  This is about movies.  Good a$$ movies are so f*cking hard to find.  You go to the movie theaters, drop $10 or more on some movie that had a so-so trailer, mixed reviews and a cast who seem like they flunked theater school.  Before the movie is over you realize that you wasted 90 to 120 minutes of your life.  Unless you were getting high or getting f*cked during the movie the whole experience was a fail.  Going to the video store or a DVD kiosk is even worse.  Once upon a time, you could count on movies to let you escape the real world and CTFU.  Now you gotta be a detective in order to find anything worth plopping down for.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Buddha According To BigBlackBuddha - 7/20/11

Another interpretation of The Buddha...

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Buddha According To BigBlackBuddha - 7/13/11

Another interpretation of The Buddha...

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

What's On A Man's Mind??? - First Contact Edition

This post is for the ladies who don't know or who want to know more.  This is for the fellas who keep it real and nod too...

Monday, July 11, 2011

The Buddha According To BigBlackBuddha - 7/11/11

Another interpretation of the The Buddha...

Thursday, July 7, 2011

WTF Ya'll - Why Are We Still Sleeping On Killer Mothers!?!?!?!?


We all know this B*TCH did it.  Black, White, Mexican, Crackhead, Pothead, Buddhist and/or Muslim.  The majority of people keeping up with this trial apparently knew more than the jury.

The Buddha According To BigBlackBuddha - 7/7/11

Another interpretation of The Buddha...

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Buddha According To BigBlackBuddha - 7/5/11

Another interpretation of The Buddha...

Monday, July 4, 2011

Justice Served or a Bad Joke??? - Serial Killers Receiving A Life Sentence

Courtesy of angryjerk.net

Whatever happened to the old saying "the punishment should fit the crime" or "match the crime" or however its suppose to go.  The Code of Hammurabi talk about "Eye for eye, tooth for tooth."  Before I learned that in History my folks were always telling me if someone hits you you hit them back, but harder.  What can I say, when it comes to people, especially Blacks, we don't f*ck with that tit for tat.  If somebody comes at us we come back harder.  That's calling it even in our eyes.  Sh*******t, we didn't start it but we sure as hell will finish it.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Spike Lee (Old School) vs Tyler Perry (New School)

Just recently I got a chance to watch Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girls on television. Going in I didn't know what to expect. All I knew was Idris Elba of The Wire fame was in it. I knew he wasn't going to be playing a Stringer Bell-like character so I was ready for anything. It was a good movie overall. The story was ok and the actors' performances were straight. Yet for some reason I couldn't shake this feeling of "EHHHHHH."

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Is Aurora Jolie A Dude?????



Don't ask me how this question popped in my head? I'm not sure either. But I think we're all safe in assuming I was probably high.

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