A WTF Buddha True Story #1

The Fall of Pimp Zo - Prologue

Michael Peterson wakes up choking on blood.

“F**************************CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He screams out loud while he lays face down, naked and with each hand cuffed on a cold, steel table.  His eyes are no good to him in this room that had no windows.  Michael realizes right away that all he has right now is the dark keeping him company in a room that can be anywhere.

“What is going on?” He asks himself.  From the waist up, he is laid over one of the short sides of a long, rectangular table.  He has no idea where he can be or how long he was out.  Peterson is panicking.   

“What the f*ck is going on where am I???”

Night Shift with Nurse Carl Part 5 - A Going HAM Story

(If you haven't read Part 4, click here)

“PAUL!?!?!? OH MY GOD PAUL!?!?!?!? IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!” Joe tried to explain to Paul.

“NOT WHAT I THINK?!?!?!?!? IT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE JOE! YOU’RE RIDING A PATIENT’S D*CK!!!! WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE??? FOR G*D’S SAKE HE’S STILL PUMPING YOU’RE A$$HOLE!”

“¡AY DIOS MIO!” says Janice.  She could feel a little vomit rise up from her belly.

(OH MY GOD!)

“No sh*t hun.” Carl says.  It is taking every bit of energy for him not to laugh at the epic fall Joe was experiencing before his very eyes.

Night Shift with Nurse Carl Part 4 - A Going HAM Story

(If you haven't read Part 3, click here)

After everything that went down between him and Joe, Carl is a little stressed out.  He still had no idea how he was going to handle Joe.  He knew he needed to make his move before Joe did.  Joe may be nothing more than a walking p*ssy, but when it comes to Carl and the rest of the staff…he has the last word. Carl needed to take away Joe’s voice and power for good.

Carl was now smoking in his car with a patient named Clifton.  Clifton was the only patient Carl treated as an equal. Like Carl, Clifton was fond of the weed.  Him and Carl were smoking and laughing it up about the night’s earlier events.

“BWAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! N*gga are you crazy?  Why would you slap the dude in the mouth after he had a d*ck in it?  A punch in the neck would have done more damage and spared you the sticky fingers.”

Night Shift with Nurse Carl Part 3 - A Going HAM Story

(To read Part 2, click here)

“F*GGOTS!!!!! F*CKING F*GGOTS!!!!!! HARRY PULL UP YOUR G*D D*MN PANTS!!!!” shouted a bewildered Carl.

“Ahhhh sh*t Joe raise up its Carl” said Harry.

“SCREW ME!!!!” Joe thought to himself. “What am I going to do??? If Maggie finds out she’ll tell the church and my life will be over. Ok ok ok what the heck Joe get a hold of yourself. You’re not gay. Harry raped you. Yeah. I was just checking in on him and he somehow overpowered you and forced himself in my mouth. Yeah that should be no-“

Night Shift with Nurse Carl Part 2 - A Going HAM Story

Since his run-in with the patient Bobby (To read Part 1 click here), Carl has been enjoying his paid vacation. He had already planned to take time off around this time a couple of months ago. For the past couple of weeks Carl has been busy. He spent a week in Atlantic City with a couple of homies from around the way. When his homies lost all of their money in blackjack, Carl was killing that, the crap table and working the slots like a part time job with no benefits. He split $150,000 three ways between him and his friends. His friends were grateful, seeing how they walked away with the $5,000 they came with and were leaving with $45,000 more. What they didn’t know was that their buddy had won an additional $850,000. Carl may have been loyal to his boys but he was working the casino the whole trip while they blew their money on partying and expensive used pu$$Y. Carl believed in saving up for a rainy day. Someday…a rainy day would surely come.

Night Shift with Nurse Carl - A Going HAM Story

Tonight was no different from any other night at Riverview Psychiatric Hospital. The night shift was in full effect and the patients were calm and collected. Every nurse on duty was either tending to a patient or making their rounds. Everybody but Nurse Carl, who was napping in the break room for the past 5 minutes when his shift started no less than 10 minutes ago. Carl had worked a double shift (16 hours) the night before and smoked two joints in the employee parking lot prior to his shift beginning. Nobody on the staff, including the on-duty supervisor, ever bothered Carl when he was asleep. Most of the patients in his wing made sure not to break this rule.