Moment in Black History #2

The Evolution of the phrase "Nigga Please!"

Setting is North Carolina in 1669...


Rufus, formerly known as Ayo Achebe, was the hardest working man on James Crackerwood's plantation.  At age 19, he earned the title HNIC (Head Nigger In Charge).  Despite his "career" advancement, Rufus was never seen as an Uncle Tom or a sell-out.  He loved his people and they knew he had their back.

After many years of unyielding service to his "master," Rufus decided one day to approach Crackerwood and ask him a question.  He knocked on his master's bedroom door.

Rufus said through the door, "Master, haven't I served you faithfully since you bought me?"

Crackerwood responds, "Yeah boy, you have and continue to be my most honest and hardworking slave."

Rufus said, "That's right Master.  Don't you think freeing me would be the ultimate gift?"

Crackerwood took a long pause and responded back, "NIGGER PLEASE!!!!! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!"  Crackerwood then resumed fucking Rufus' wife.



Setting is New Jersey Turnpike in 1980...


Officer Mackey pulls over Andre Jackson for speeding.

Mackey walks over to Jackson's side and asks, "License and registration.  Do you know why I pulled you over today sir?"

Jackson responds, "I don't know why officer, I wasn't swerving.  What did I do?"

Mackey says, "I clocked you doing 66 in a 65.  You fucked up big time mister."

Jackson could not believe it.  "Are you serious!?!?!?"

Mackey answers, "Yup, we don't like speedsters like yourself thinking they can come thru our state and have no regard for the law.  Here's a $200 ticket, hope to see you again real soon." Mackey returns the Jackson's license and registration and returns to his car.

As Mackey is walking Jackson shouts to him, "This is ridiculous, you can't do this to people!"

Mackey snaps back as he drives off, "NEGRO PLEASE!!!!"



Setting is Compton in 1992...


Kobe Mitsubishi is a 17 year old Japanese citizen visiting the U.S.  Kobe is a big N.W.A fan and has always wanted to visit Compton to see if he can hang with his favorite artists.

One day, Kobe decides to take a taxi ride to Compton.  He tells the driver to take him to the meanest street he can find.  Kobe believed it would be there he would find Dr. Dre and the rest of the crew.

When he gets to the street Kobe starts walking around.  As he walks around, the neighborhood is starting to take notice.  It's not everyday for them to see an Asian teen decked out in Raiders gear rocking a big gold chain and some Adidas.

One of the locals, a stick-up kid by the name LeRoy Tisdale, approaches Kobe and asks, "Bruce Lee what the fuck are you doing on my block?"

Kobe responds, "I'ma looking for N.W.A.? Have you seen them?"

Tisdale busts out laughing. "Hahahaha are you fucking serious?!?!?!?  Those niggas ain't around here.  You need to finish your delivery and take your egg roll slinging ass up outta here."

Kobe, offended that he was mistaken for Chinese fires back, "NIGGA PLEASE, I'M A JAP WITH ATTITUDE!!!!!"

POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!

Tisdale tosses his piece and walks off saying sarcastically, "Nigga please..."


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