BigBlackBuddha Presents: Famous Chocolate Lovers

When you think about it...its not only OUR month...

This post is a celebration of people of non-color whose flavor of choice is not plain ol vanilla.  You have to be the dumbest cocksucka on the planet to think that brothas and sistas are only appreciated by other brothas and sistas. 

Here are some notable chocolate lovers:

Alicia Keys' Mother

If it wasn't for this woman catching some jungle fever we would've never heard such classics like "Fallin'," "You Don't Know My Name," "My Boo," and "Diary."  Who knows maybe Swizz Beatz and Mashonda would still be together....on second thought...nah he would've left her ass for another red bone with a high note.

Eminem

Hey, dude can rap his ass off.  The man has more respect for hip-hop than some of his Black counterparts.  Plus he brought us 50 Cent, Bizarre, and a dope album with fellow Detroit rhyme slinger Royce Da 5'9".  On top of that he admitted to prematurely ejaculating on Mariah Carey's pre-Nick Cannon stomach.  I know the world's biggest diva can be claimed by multiple races but she's black enough to me.

What is it about white women wanting to sink their teeth into a big chocolate bar?

Bill Mahr

Styles P said it best:

I'm Black, don't you be scared of me Mister

'Cause you don't seemed to be scared of my sister 

Bill Mahr has been loving Black tail long before Eminem was getting his ass whooped in school.  To this muthafucking day I'm still trying to figure out how he dated Superhead.  Not strictly fucking!!!!  I don't recall him officially claiming the bitch but he was rolling with her enough in public for their relationship to be considered legit.  Kool G Rap > Ja Rule > Jay-Z > Dr. Dre > LL Cool J > Bill "FUCKING" Mahr!?!?!?!?!?

Sidenote: S/O to Tommy Jules.  I recall him saying he was Chocolate Happy.  Special S/O to S Beezy.  Fuck being politically correct, that chick is NIGGA HAPPY!!!!!!

This chick loves chocolate so much she let a brotha take a shit on her face and rub it in...ewwwww she nasty!!!!!

The Kardashian Sluts Women

Kim has to be the most notorious chocolate lover in recent history.  Her and NFL player Reggie Bush were an item and she's been linked with almost every nigga she's standing next to at the time a tabloid pic was taken.  But her sextape with Brandy's brother Ray-J (Seriously, outside of Black folks, who knows this cat is a singer???) turned her into a Famous For No Damn Reason Celebrity overnight and the rest of her HOish family into a reality show empire.  Khloe and her baller husband Lamar Odom get their show and I'm not certain (I don't watch their shit) but every Kardashian with a legal pussy are making a ton of money.

Thomas Jefferson

This is a true OG Chocolate Lover.  This dude had a baby mama before WE did!  In between being a founding father of this nation and being president, he was getting it in with one of his slaves.  Bill Clinton had dick, no pun intended, on him


1) Who are some other notable chocolate lovers?

2) Are you a chocolate lover?

3) What's more fucked up: A non-Black racist who happens to be a chocolate lover or a Black person who hates Black people and prefers to fuck date/fuck outside their race?

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