Man this new season of Spartacus is fucking crazy. Tell me why I just saw a Roman blowing one of his female slave's back out while ordering one of his male slaves to go behind him and fuck him in the ass??? Ancient Rome is some wild history that's worth a good watch or read.
I had to work the bong longer than normal last night after my Pats getting fucked up.
Shit, I'm from New York but I don't fuck with neither of the football teams. They play in fucking Jersey for Buddha's sake!
Tom Brady's supermodel wife was right...his ass can't throw and catch the ball. But he can sure can throw an interception at the wrong fucking time.
Ochocinco's ass finally comes out of witness protection and doesn't do dick. Why the fuck didn't the Pats just lure Randy Moss out of retirement??? Fuck, T.O. one legged ass would've been a better pick.
I feel like writing some crazy ass poetry...Buddha Poetry Jam anybody???
What's the point of having Black History Month in February???
Seriously, what are some notable Black events that took place in February???
I guarantee you...there will never be a remake of Roots.
You know that nigga T.O. must be broke if he can convince three different judges to lower his child support for his three baby mamas? Dead beat dads take note!
I'm not complaining at all, but the Republican party has lost its edge.
Don Cornelius had to go and let the last few people on the planet know that Black folks are capable of suicide.
Yesterday I tried peanut butter cup ice cream for the first time. Two words: breath taking.
If you really want to scare the shit out of yourself, just get really high and watch a exorcist movie in complete darkness. The last time I did that shit I thought my ass was possessed for a few hours.
Hmmm, I think I know what I'm watching tonight...BRING ON THE DEMONS!!!!!
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