Sex Position of the Week: Missionary

Getting in is the easy part, but getting her off...

Gotta start this new series of posts off with an all-time classic that can become stale real fast...

This position has to be one of the easiest and hardest to pull off in the bedroom or wherever.  It's probably the first move you did your first time (which is probably the main reason your first time was good or forgettable).  When the shit is good, the fella gets all the credit.  When everything goes to shit, the fella gets all the blame.  No excuses, no explanations and no witnesses...most of the time.





Some women are skillful and know how to ride the dick when they're on the bottom.  When a nigga is putting that work in down there they're going to show you how their pussy works without the help of Brian McKnight.  They'll work the dick to the point of climax and then ease up so you won't bust.  After all, they're trying to catch a nut too.  But come weak or soft with it, then you'll be lucky to get the corpse treatment long enough to close out your bad performance.





 For a guy four things come to mind in order to master this position: Patience, Power, Rhythm and Stroke.  If you don't have these four down going in then you're looking at an awkward time which may last for a few minutes but will forever be viewed as a fail.






On a difficulty scale from 1 to 10 I give it an 8.  I look at it as attempting a free throw shot.  You might think it's simply a hole standing in front of you and all you have to do is throw it in there without the use of skill, discipline or practice.  Unlike the basket, a chick can just walk up and leave at any time...GAME OVER!

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