If I ever do an Ass of the Week post it would be hard not to crown her ass every week!
Where do I even begin with this one. Shit! That's easy. The ass is so big, so phat and sooooo RI.DONK.U.LOUS that given the chance you would talk to shorty with her back facing you the whole time. Most niggas, and some ladies, wouldn't be able to keep their hands, dicks or strap-ons to themselves. Really tho...COULD YOU BLAME THEM!?!?!?
Nowadays any ol miscellaneous chick or schizophrenic female rapper can throw down some paper, go under the knife and still wouldn't even come close to the backside that's graced DVD covers for years. I can't remember a time where I thought D'Ass has fallen off. If you follow MediaTakeOut you would think Kim Kardashian's "cakes" deflated more than a Goodyear tire. If its true, and Kanye is really dating this HO than he should be throwing some of Cherokee's DVDs at her 3 times a day yelling "MESSAGE" with a Keenan Ivory Wayne voice.
The way Kakey's headgame raises her overall Porn Star status is the same way Cherokee's booty elevates her fuck game. An ass like that can't take a pounding in different positions and you won't have to worry about surgical goo spraying out if you were fortunate enough to One Night Stand Nicki Minaj.
I am honored to crown Cherokee aka D'Ass Real Spit's Porn Star of the Week. PAY HOMAGE MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!
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