| Woman: Baby let the shit go! All guys let their women slide two up there. Man (thinking): Bitch you tell anybody you're fucking dead to me! |
I got some questions for ya'll. Don't be ashamed...
1) Fellas, would you smash a midget if she had some nice titties and a phat booty?
Ladies, would you smash a midget if he was packing and he had a mean tongue game?
2) Ladies, would you ever fuck a dude with a strapon? If so, would you still respect him afterwards?
Fellas, would you ever use a male strapon? What would you think the reason would be for a dude to use it over his own dick?
3) Does a session of great sex make you want to go to bed or does it give you the energy for round 2?
4) Fellas, have you ever told a chick to brush her teeth before she sucked your dick?
Ladies, have you ever told a nigga to brush his teeth before he eat you out?
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